When you open up the text message app on your iPhone, it shows you a list of the last people you texted with, and the last text sent to or from each person. I like the way this list often combines into some kind of non-sequitur story of the absurd.
The latest ten, currently…
- Sorry, the 911 text was supposed to be for my friends lost in a corn maze. But glad you think I’m fearless!
- Cool, let’s talk in the morning & figure out a plan.
- Carter is bluffing. Take him DOWN.
- I am Cack committed.
- I’m sorry dude can’t make it; surgery conference here in sf
- They call you Junior Fireman
- I can live with a little hate 🙂
- Back left
- For at least as long as the show